I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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