"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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