People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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