Cold hands, warm shart.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
