i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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