SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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