did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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