i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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