Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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