he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
