i permit you to call me
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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