omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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