Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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