Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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