with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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