I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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