Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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