I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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