my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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