D3 body, D1 cock
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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