One girl and one boy is just not enough.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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