O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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