the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
