her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just gift wrapped bread.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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