the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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