Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.