Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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