I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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