a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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