so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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