My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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