Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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