I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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