the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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