It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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