Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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