did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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