fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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