i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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