I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
two words: eviction party
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
