using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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