So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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