You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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