How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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