found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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