The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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