My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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