I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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