actually, I'm a sock model
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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