In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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