i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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