Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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