Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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