Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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