He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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