Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
